Christmas, Merry Christmas, good kisses from Fort-de-France! Yes, for addictsDouble occupationit’s always Christmas, the day of the unpacking of the applications of the singles who will fly to Martinique in search of a) very fresh Poppers, b) an Ernest wardrobe and c) visibility on Instagram.
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Use my promo code ODétox to get 10% off weight loss tea! Of the 18 competitors who were presented to the media on Wednesday, only one practices this oh so subtle art of influence – #partnership #ad – on social networks. This is the model Florence Belzile, 23, a girl both “girly and tomboy” who has already dated actor Joey Scarpellino as well as Karl Sabourin ofOD South Africaone of the touristatas who traveled to Tulum in January with vaper Sunwing and pseudo-rapper Senior.
There is another model in this Caribbean vintage ofOD, or Isaack Matteau, 24, from Saint-Charles-sur-Richelieu, who was also a naked dancer, I am told. This good Isaack multiplied the Zoolander-style pouts in front of the photographers on Wednesday and it was just as hilarious as it was awkward.
Of course, how to escape it, there is a trail of carpenters, building contractors, barmaids and hairdressers in this sixth season ofOD on Noovo headed by a beardless Jay Du Temple, who has shaved mustache and beard.
According to the production, the two hairstylists have already started slashing their bangs behind the scenes. This is Koralie-Maya (a predestined name for OD), 22, from Longueuil, who is 5’10” tall and has the taste of a princess (classic), as well as Virginie, 27, from Quebec, who fully assumes her “permanent bitch face”. Hey, ho, that’s her expression, not mine. Give them blunt-end scissors to avoid carnage, please.
Among the guys, Jonathan, 26, from Saint-Basile-le-Grand, single-handedly embodies all the clichés of romantic reality shows. First, his name is Jonathan like in the parody I choose Jonathan of like me. He then worked as a firefighter and carpenter-joiner. Ding, ding, ding. His main rival is Marc-Olivier, 26, from Saint-Bruno, a suburban Casanova type construction entrepreneur, who never loses at the game of love, but who has difficulty parallel parking. .
Two dominant heads emerged from the girls’ side. The blonde Mégane, 26, from Terrebonne, talks a lot and very loudly. Mégane runs a company specializing in the manufacture of high-end saddles. We’re talking about horses here, of course, not about the other business that is made in private. Yes, I descended to that level in the scatological gag, thank you.
Ex-girlfriend of comedian Simon Gouache, Dominique, 29, from Montreal, works as a bartender while completing her bachelor’s degree in sexology. Dominique kisses guys, girls, “everyone is welcome”, she assures.
The friendliest of the lot seems to be the bearded Philippe, 27, of Sainte-Anne-des-Lacs, also a construction contractor and self-declared “party animal”. 29-year-old Jimy (with only one M, yes, yes), from Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, works as a tiler, he loves rodeo and he sings country in his spare time. More of a Lasso festival type than Osheaga, Jimy is the father of a 4-year-old boy.
OD also welcomes the accountant Claudia, 26, from Repentigny, who has several personalities, what do you want, she was born under the sign of Gemini. Aïssa, 24, from Montreal, is studying for a bachelor’s degree in nursing, while the hunter Clémence, 25, from Montreal, works in sales and marketing. I wouldn’t bet a case of Shaker on Clemence or Claudia winning, let’s say.
To complete the cast, here is Dave, a 29-year-old Laval resident, personal trainer and boxing fan, as well as Walide, 28, beneficiary attendant. No one really understood what the job of Montrealer Félix, 24, a chemical process operator, consisted of. One thing is certain, Felix speaks as if he had inhaled too many fumes of some toxic product.
As a bartender at the Warehouse in Montreal, Olivier, 24, walks directly in the footsteps of the lion Kevin Lapierre and he flips over the blondes, just the blondes. And to feed the social networks of all these beautiful tanned people, the photographer Michael, 22, from Saint-Eustache, will surely not provide the task. Michael has a stepbrother who practices the art of drag, know it or sashay it!
Jay Du Temple will roll out the carpetOD Martinique Sunday, September 18 at 6:30 p.m. on Noovo. The eight candidates will select their future suitors there in a blind ceremony.
Unlike last fall’s voluminous edition, OD Martinique will follow only one adventure, without scattering to the four winds. Good idea. The villas where the participants will be staying directly overlook the beach.
Calling all haters of Cupid shows, know that the winning couples ofOD with us (Noémie and Vincent) andOD in the West (Inès and Stevens) always spin happiness without bickering and without Night Bubbles. Lady Pagaille failed her ODéfi, here!