Polandthe satirical program of TV3, He has done it again and has reacted in record time to one of the most important viral moments of recent times: Shakira and Bizarrap’s song about Gerard Piqué and his new girlfriend, Clara Chía. A topic with more than 60 million views in 24 hours and that is on everyone’s lips. If in these moments, you joke with phrases like “don’t get splashed”is that you have not been able to stop listening to the stanzas of the Colombian.
In fact, this Catalan humor space has managed to make a fun parody, using irony as it usually does, and launching an exclusive: the discarded verses. “I am Gila, she is José Mota”, is just an iota of what Poland has succeeded this time.
The parody begins and develops in the same way as the video clip of the Shakira II BZRP Music Sessions #53. The actress Eva Ortega, in charge of imitating the singer in this sketch of Polandappears dressed in a look similar to that of Barranquilla, large headphones included, the room where the video clip is shot also has lighting in bluish tones and, of course, the recording microphone is not missing.
From there, Shakira from TV3 sings the first sentence of the song, with that “for guys like you, uuuhh” and then begins to drop those “discarded verses”.
“My love is over, the rancor is over, but your girlfriend is short as a stopper,” blurts out the impersonator, alluding to Clara Chía, Gerard Piqué’s new partner. “It’s time for compassion, although if you see my mother-in-law eat a turd”, she comes to say.
“Hey, Geri, I’m having a good time. I think someone, I flattened your wheels. A wolf like me makes Thebes good, a wolf like me uses a voodoo doll. I’m going to make you voodoo, ”she intones her lengthening the way of howling.
“You have to be in contact, I will get closer and with your little face I will do kung-fu. From love to hate there is a step, soon in crims you will see our case. Zero rancor, baby, but I warn you that Rosa Peral by my side is a great match, ”she continues at another moment in the song.
And now comes the discarded stanza alluding to the Casio and the Rolex that the singer mentions in her original song: “I don’t even know what happened to you that you’ve traded a whole Cinco Jotas for the Ham Ham Ruffles.” And she adds: “I am Gila, she is José Mota. She has the name of a fine person. If I eat chia I get shit. She has the name of a fine person ”.
To finish, the impersonator ends up going back to a previous verse and repeats that one: “A wolf like me uses a voodoo doll. I’m going to voodoo you. You have to be in contact, I’ll get closer and with your little face I’ll do kung-fu”.