Friday!
COME ON IT’S FRIDAY
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!! pic.twitter.com/bYLNljlBRr— ROGUE HUMOR (@ jcarlos2001) December 16, 2022
Enjoy the weekend with no regrets.
Repentance. Graphic description. pic.twitter.com/Sob06upUDE
— Hannibal Lecter (@Doc_Hannibal) December 14, 2022
Here we continue, faithful to our review of the best of Twitter ingenuity on the networks. As long as Elon Musk leaves us, because things are getting ugly.
– All for freedom of expression.
– Very good, Mr. Musk!
– YOU SHUT UP.— CELESSON (@chemapizca) December 16, 2022
— Yogulated (@Supertramp9713) December 16, 2022
Christmas is just around the corner and the illusion returns in the eyes of the children.
When you let the Vox councilor choose the Christmas decorations. pic.twitter.com/7PaGZa1Pl0
— Javier Durán (@tortondo) December 14, 2022
The only thing I am looking forward to this Christmas is to see the bear from the Cadiz parade again.
—Eleven (@RareEleven) December 16, 2022
That time of year of stress and Christmas shopping arrives, in which mattresses migrate to other places, looking for people to enjoy their rest. pic.twitter.com/ShQyw3q2kY
— They call me Jimmy (@TirodeGraciah) December 15, 2022
Family time, concord and love.
Me when my uncle looks at the last croquette at Christmas dinner. pic.twitter.com/YVp28b4Utq
— Llourinho (@Llourinho) December 9, 2022
And company dinners, of course.
Come those company lunches and dinners! Up that encourage! Don’t let the party go down!!! TO GIVE IT ALL! pic.twitter.com/rFuZOwM5ns
— Sideways (@Mine_Jam_) December 16, 2022
Precisely with these holidays in mind, people are rushing to buy gifts. Some shops have even tried to attract customers with sales and last-minute offers. But be very careful, sometimes all that glitters is not gold.
—Higgins (@EldeMagnum) December 15, 2022
In sports, Argentina and France will compete this Sunday in the men’s soccer World Cup. We’ll see who takes it.
England is still my favorite to win the World Cup. Despite its removal at the hands of France, it can still be stolen for the British Museum.
– DonFregaos (@DonChalecos2) December 10, 2022
Let’s go with television. News item: Ayuso puts on his apron master chef for the Christmas special.
– I am very Arzak.
– Aznar.
– It’s. pic.twitter.com/lvg00sess6— CELESSON (@chemapizca) December 16, 2022
Ayuso will prepare a dish based on cold cuts and chorizos at Masterchef.
— PrendenteUno (and Trill) (@prendente1) December 16, 2022
I am going to cook a plate with a lot of pasta for my friends with reduction of public health.
He’s going to leave you dead!#MasterFachef pic.twitter.com/CK5FJnxPZy— Javier Durán (@tortondo) December 16, 2022
– Where is your plate, president?
– Patience, the one from Glovo is coming. pic.twitter.com/6V5uwcp5GG— CELESSON (@chemapizca) December 16, 2022
And beware, what habemus new director of the Madrid Spanish Office. It certainly does not have it very difficult to overcome the previous one.
🔴 LAST MINUTE | Ayuso announces the new director of the Spanish Office pic.twitter.com/8vgWc1JjZP
— Rimanegra (@rimanegra) December 14, 2022
A difficult week in many ways. Politically, the right has shown its worst face.
Carlos Garcia Adanero was given vinegar instead of milk when he was little. pic.twitter.com/WC16x9Mo5E
— Silly, I’m going to buy you a bag of sweets. (@AbreCesar23) December 16, 2022
All the right in unison against the Government, although each one with its particularities, of course
Ciudadanos differs from the PP and Vox in that they do not insist much that Pedro call elections.
— Don Mitxel I from Euskadi and V from Secarral (@DonMitxel_I) December 14, 2022
In addition to parties, many right-wing politicians have also ranted.
Same Judas Energy… pic.twitter.com/vT0emoCqPF
—Carl Winslow (@CarlWinslou) December 14, 2022
After several days talking about the illegitimacy of the Government voted for by the Spanish, things have gone even worse.
I am not a person until I have a couple of coffees and the extreme right announces another government coup.
— Javier Durán (@tortondo) December 13, 2022
And it is that the PP tried this week to stop the Plenary Session of Congress on the reform of the CGPJ and sedition through the Constitutional Court.
Instead of asking ourselves why the hell some judges who should not have been in the Constitutional Court for years, or in the CGPJ, try to affect the decisions made by a congress, we are talking about whether Sánchez is a coup plotter. But the media don’t manipulate you
— Noa Gresiva (@NoaGresiva) December 15, 2022
Montesquieu has risen and has died again of fright.
🇮🇹 Separation of powers.
🇧🇪 Separation of powers.
🇫🇷 Separation of powers.
🇵🇹 Separation of powers.
🇩🇪 Separation of powers.
🇸🇪 Separation of powers.
🇮🇪 Separation of powers.
🇪🇦 Separate WHAT?— Silly, I’m going to buy you a bag of sweets. (@AbreCesar23) December 15, 2022
The Constitutional Court with a conservative majority and its mandate expired four years ago, deciding whether to suspend a government initiative to prevent it from continuing to be blocked. Incredible, wonderful.
The PP requests respect for the independence of its judges.
— gerardo tecé (@gerardotc) December 15, 2022
Today’s TC vote is curious, isn’t it? I understand that some Magistrates are going to be able to vote to remain in their position irregularly, their term having expired a long time ago.
— Stéphane M. Thick (@fanetin) December 15, 2022
My goodness the TC.
My goodness, the Constitutional… pic.twitter.com/sSWZAg6IPa
— Silly, I’m going to buy you a bag of sweets. (@AbreCesar23) December 15, 2022
This is how things work for the extreme right. 🤷🏻♂️ pic.twitter.com/XK4TuUsh0m
— 𝗡𝗘𝗨𝗧𝗥𝗢🟰 (@neutronomo) December 16, 2022
LONG LIVE EVIL!
LONG LIVE THE CONSTITUTIONAL! pic.twitter.com/MA4JbUT2zg– Anacleto Panceto (Parody) (@Xuxipc) December 15, 2022
What is also getting complicated is living in Madrid if it rains.
Now in addition to bars there are also swimming pools.
– Treasury Mystery (@MdeHacienda) December 14, 2022
This Wednesday, for example, it was messed up but well messed up.
My goodness, the Madrid Metro. pic.twitter.com/aE7eyt1CWj
— God (@diostuitero) December 14, 2022
In Madrid we are free to swim wherever we want.
—Eleven (@RareEleven) December 15, 2022
Madrid, the city that you can swim across three times without meeting your ex.
— Eduardo De Caedro (@Edudecaedro) December 15, 2022
I’M GOING TO SAY IT SOFTLY ARLAO OUR VENESIA HAS NOTHING TO DO pic.twitter.com/zuwrEAsbJw
— MALACARA (@malacarasev) December 15, 2022
WATER WHERE YOU SEE WATER WE WILL SEE pic.twitter.com/Uo716se0yv
— MALACARA (@malacarasev) December 14, 2022
To ride the Madrid metro today you have to have guts.
— Ҭэ ʅэѻ ɗэʅ Яэvэʂ ✿ (@TeLeoDelReves) December 15, 2022
“Tranquility. Tranquility is what is most sought after” pic.twitter.com/RbsqxDc8tH
– Anacleto Panceto (Parody) (@Xuxipc) December 14, 2022
Almeida, who criticized Carmena for that very reason, now points to the AEMET. Since the word has an E, a T and an A, it is still thought to strain.
AEMETA pic.twitter.com/PDZqOc8FMZ
— PrendenteUno (and Trill) (@prendente1) December 16, 2022
Then reality, already such.
“We will be fascists, but we know how to govern”, chapter 827. pic.twitter.com/AyFsZb7kfe
— Bender The Offender (@BenderOfuscado) December 16, 2022
And the measures that he requested when he was in opposition? Where are they?
Don’t worry, locals. Tomasín Ayuso has imported 240,000 floats and life jackets from China at a bargain price.
— Hanky 🍷 (@Hanky_solo) December 14, 2022
The fact is that last Wednesday, the people of Madrid found some curious scenes in certain places in the capital.
Before the rains / after the rains pic.twitter.com/qwQOag09Gc
— God of Bacon 🐷 (@PancetaDios) December 15, 2022
The best water, that of the Madrid Metro.
— Cricri (@buttercri) December 15, 2022
The Madrid floods:
-20% rain.
-80% tears.— The Raven (@the_raven77) December 15, 2022
I don’t wish you any harm, but I hope you live in Madrid and don’t know how to swim.
— Silly, I’m going to buy you a bag of sweets. (@AbreCesar23) December 16, 2022
Some images have been gruesome.
Wiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! pic.twitter.com/KVEiI51Xfl
— Zalatoy (@zalatoy) December 15, 2022
The presence of sharks in the Madrid Metro threatens the stock of squid for sandwiches. pic.twitter.com/k8ftaSHPzg
— Bad Moon Rising (@BadMoonRiding) December 15, 2022
– “Attention, curved station, when leaving be careful not to put your foot between the car and the platform.” pic.twitter.com/t9QZHoVQhp
— CELESSON (@chemapizca) December 15, 2022
My goodness, the Madrid metro pic.twitter.com/ek28Fnh4Z7
— Larry Walters (@LarryWalters_) December 14, 2022
YOU’RE WATCHING IT, YOU’RE LAUGHING IT (THE ABSURD TUITS OF THE WEEK)
When you’re in a hurry but they’re doing a Tik Tok pic.twitter.com/7BJk3efVzg
— Mr. Freaki 🍄 (@MisterFreaki) December 15, 2022
– Why didn’t you come to the music class for dyslexics yesterday?
– Melody the back.— CHAPLIN Parody (@NOROBESPIERRE) December 16, 2022
—What did you think of the talk on reverse psychology?
“Fucking shit.”
-I’m glad you liked it.— Hannibal Lecter (@Doc_Hannibal) December 15, 2022
My dog after eating my philosophy notes pic.twitter.com/VXbkdmvrjx
— itsD3lay🦔 (@itsD3lay) December 11, 2022
Solar eclipse. pic.twitter.com/Js7l3xrP1W
— translated cats (@TranslatedCats) December 11, 2022
“Madrid, the city that you can swim across without meeting your ex”